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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Message From The Universe- April

We left for Morocco today at the early hour of 6:00 am. We had to take the metro to the Central Station in Milan, then a shuttle to the airport. We were planning to convert our Euros to durhams in the airport, but of course we forgot and and went through security first. By security I mean we walked through a gate where I could have had bombs strapped to my body and no one would have noticed. We flew EasyJet and our tickets were only 40 euros each way!!! On the plane we met an American couple who teachs English at a military base in Naples. They were both so friendly and shared their suggestions with us on what they thought we should see in Marrakesh.

Once we arrived we had to go through customs which took forever!! All they had to do was stamp our passports but I suppose I understand why this was a 30 minute ordeal…per person! Putting that stamp in ink and then proceding to stamp a passport can really be a hard and difficult process... Once we were cleared from our potential terrorist status we exchanged our money. One euro is worth 11 durhmans. At first we thought we were going to have so much money until we realized everything costs a lot of durhamns… a soda is around 20, a typical meal ran 30-200, and our hotel was 1500. In reality the cost of everything is was  similar to the cost of things in Italy but a bit cheaper.

We took a bus from the airport directly to the hotel and avoided the 50 men harassing us in arabic to take their taxis. The hotel was one of the most beautiful buildings I have ever seen! Everything was ornately decorated by hand!! There was color used everywhere –each aspect was truly breathtaking. Our room had two twin canopy stype beds- I felt like a princess! They room also had stained glass windows, morrocon tiled floor, and beautiful lanterns all over the room.

Once we were settled in the room we walked around the city and had lunch and then came back to sit at the pool-which was truly exquisite. At one point a little Moroccan boy came and sat by Sarah and I. I was thinking he was adorable and just wanted to sit near use in a cute type of way. Well…about fifteen minutes later he started touching himself and making weird noises!! It was at this point that Saran and I got up and left. The weirdest part wast hat our tween-masterbating- morcoon followed us inside and kept staring at us while STILL touching himself….lets just say that was one of the last things that I expected to happen.

We later went back out to explore the city around us. As westerners we stick out a lot. We tried to wear scarves to cover our collar bones, as this is something that is supposed to help, but everyone stared at us anyways. Many of the men tried to talk to us and just assumed we spoke English, so we quickly figured out if we pretended to not know English they would leave us alone quicker. At first all of this was quite overwhelming and uncomfortable, but eventually we just started ignoring EVERYONE and got used to it. We walked around the area of town where our hotel was, which is one of the nicer areas of Marrakesh and quite metropolitan. However, just a five minute walk from this area and the atmosphere changes into a bustling environment of typical Moroccan cars and motorcycles threatening to run you over at every moment...even if you are walking ON the sidewalk. Mules and horse drawn carriages are quite common as well. For dinner we at an authentic Moroccan restaurant filled with locals and tourists alike.  We had vegetarian couscous and some other dish that was boiled vegetables with delicious spices. For dessert we went to another restaurant, to just quickly stop and have a milkshake, which surprisingly is very common there. While taking our order our waiter, who was born in Marrakesh, was making small talk and asked where we were from. I was tired and just said," New York," because that is where Sarah is from and so often no one knows where Arizona is anyways. He then proceeded to tell us that he was once in New York during a layover to go to TUCSON, ARIZONA! At this point, I looked in him straight in the eye and apologized for not telling him where I was actually from, because I MISTAKINGLY assumed he would not know where Arizona was, let alone Tucson. Next he started telling me he not only visited Tucson but went to Pima Community College and lived on Broadway! He later told me I should get in contact with his wife, who is American and still is living in Tucson now...Of course her number started with 520!! All I could do was laugh at the ironies of life. I absolutely love that I travel to AFRICA and meet a person that has lived and studied in TUCSON. A few moments later, I looked across the street and there was a travel agency called, Arizona Tours… I am pretty sure the universe is sending me some esoteric message but I am not yet sure what it is….

Lobby of Hotel Marrakesh

Our Room!
  
Downstown at Sunset

Nuovi Amici- End of March

A few weeks ago I was in the supermarket and I was standing in line to check out when I over heard two girls speaking in English, so of course I starting talking to them. We both we realized we were Americans living in Italy and made tentative plans to hang out soon. On our on first date we had lunch near the Castle and then took a walk through the park. At one point while we were just sitting and talking to each other, a boy around our age who looked completely normal, came up to us and asked in Italian if we were hungry. I responded, “No thanks we fine.” Then he basically offered to have sex with us while grabbing his crotch. I very politely denied this very generous offer. Then he just walked away as if he had asked us a question as simple as, “what is the time?” This story still makes me laugh.

The next day  Sarah and I hung with out my friend Federico, who came to visit from Torino. We also met some of this other friends who live in Milan, and they gave us a tour of the city. His cousin, who also lives in Milan, joined us later for dinner. We went to a sushi restaurant in the center of Milan, where we were the ONLY customers for pretty much the entire night. Sarah and I each ordered 1 california roll each, however the boys ordered a GIANT BOAT of sushi that had at least 60 pieces of different types of sushi! It was crazy. After dinner we went to a bar called Iguana and Sarah and I shared a drink that is called “The Hemmingway.” We both were a bit drunk from this ONE drink that was extremely strong….good thing we shared!!

That weekend Sarah and I decided to visit Federico and his brother Edo in Sestriere and go skiing!! We had to take too trains to get there! We stayed in the cute little hostel that was right next to the their house, so that was nice and convent. When we arrived we went out for a typical Italian happy hour and drank a “spritz,” which is a drink that Italians love…it is bright orange and kind of tastes like cough syrup. I am not sure why people drink it. Later we went to a pizza restaurant and then to another bar. Such a fun night with new friends!

The next day Sarah and I were going to go skiing, but it was snowing so we weren’t allowed as it would have been to dangerous. Instead we stayed indoors and made lunch with Edorado and his father, which was a bit strange at first, but now we are basically part of their family :) His dad cooked us the most incredible Italian meal with about ten courses! It was absolutely amazing! Federico is a ski teacher, so he joined us after he finished his lessons. Why parents still sent their children to ski in the snowstorm I will never know, Italians are crazy.What is even more crazy is sending your two year old to learn to ski when clearly they don't want to. Most of the children that I saw learning to ski at that age cried constantly and just had snot running down there faces the entire time. Then the next thing you know they have fallen off the ski lift because they are too damn small to be riding it in the first place, and then the whole ski lift stops and the teachers have to go rescue the fallen children and it is really just a huge mess. Moral of the story- don't make your children learn to ski when they can hardly even WALK.





On the Train to Sestriere

Snowstorm!



Blog Fail

As I am sure you have all noticed I have not been good with keeping up with my blog. However I have been writing some of my fantastic adventures down....Any entries that are from the past will have the month in the title to help avoid confusion... Wish me luck with keeping up more reguarly.

I love and miss you all!

Sending everyone the biggest hug!

Baci,
Ash